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agnoxious 

An agnostic person who is very obnoxious about their beliefs.
Don’t talk about religion with my cousin, he’s super agnoxious.
agnoxious by Mishawd December 2, 2020

Acnotious 

'Act-No-To-she-ous

An acnotious is somebody that hangs out with people because they have nobody else to be around.
Person 1: Dude, Brian is so annoying! Why do we even hang out with him?
Person 2: Because we are acnotious lol.
Acnotious by ArcadeMachine November 1, 2021

FANNY ANXIOUS 

1. Anxious in a lady way

-anxious about your erect nipples
-anxious about your feminine itching
-anxious about your work colleagues smelling your period
-anxious about the fisting you got from the hospital when you lost your tampon

2. Anxiousness induced lady problems

-You're so anxious you've mensed twice in one month
-You're so anxious you're dribbling your knickers
-you're so anxious you forget you've got your period and you're work colleagues comment on the stains
-You're so anxious you've got to move on to super plus
Driving the car makes Ekaterina so fanny anxious her car seat has a near permanent wet patch.

Potential girlfriends make Amina so fanny anxious her left nipple becomes erect when she sees them coming
FANNY ANXIOUS by IAMNOTKAREN October 21, 2011

Anxious Anus 

-inability to take a dump when not alone in a public restroom.
I can never take a dump in our dorm bathroom because i have anxious anus.
Anxious Anus by BLT64 March 3, 2010

Abnoxious 

An annoying flaunting of one's abdominal muscles.
"Jeez, Matthew McConaughey takes his shirt off every chance he can."
"Yeah, he's so abnoxious."
Abnoxious by Ben E. B. May 16, 2008

Anxiousphobic 

When someone hates people who are anxious
-I hate you because you are anxious
-you're anxiousphobic
Anxiousphobic by Dxx01667044 August 19, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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