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‘aging’is a state of mind and body; aging is defined by our success or failure in the battle our minds and bodies wage against pollution; how we age is defined by our ability to find purity in the world.
‘Move It or Lose It’. Energy begets energy. Positive choices beget positive results. There is no easy or instant path to aging gracefully. Even with the right choices, it’s difficult; the balance of the world has shifted and much of our innate power as well.
aging by Gailtrail January 6, 2008
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When you get to head home and go to bed early if you want to without feeling like you're missing out on something, or feeling like a loser, ashamed of not being out doing something.
Aging is part of life, there's no sense in trying to stay stuck in your early 20's forever mentally.
Aging by Solid Mantis February 17, 2021

Aging Hippie Liberal Douche 

A former hippie with sterotypical beliefs, who may or may not still externaly show their hippiness, and have liberal beliefs. This phrase was coined on an episode of South Park. An example of a possible aging hippie is a man in his late fifties/early sixties, afull beard, but groomed, long strait hair, usually braided or tied into a pony tail, and openly speaks out their beliefs in the way of an activist.
Oh God, here comes that aging hippie liberal douche, we better get out of here before we have to hear his bitching.

aging hipsters 

Kraftwerk-listening, craft beer-drinking poseurs of a certain age. They dress their toddlers in Ramones t-shirts and jam their middle-aged spread into low-rise skinny jeans.
Those aging hipsters were complaining about the noise at last night's hardcore show.
aging hipsters by Mr. Weebitzy December 30, 2011

Aging Out 

1. The inescapable "tipping point" where people lose their sex appeal, status or eligibility because of advancing age.

2. The process now affecting most Baby Boomers in the United States.

3. Why the Rolling Stones won't be touring again soon.
They won't let David play in the band anymore. He's Aging Out!
Aging Out by Peter Kobs July 31, 2009

Aging like a president 

Aging more rapidly than normal due to stress and over-working, the same as Presidents, who seem to age prematurely while they're in office.
I've been working so hard, and you can tell by looking at me because I'm aging like a president.

My boyfriend is causing me so much stress, I'm aging like a president.
Aging like a president by JonaOG October 15, 2009

Aging Emo 

An aging emo is basically an emo who now knows they were pathetic as fuck but is still too emo to quite get over their newfound deeper selfhatred so now the aging emo will act like a fucking cunt to compensate

Symptoms of an aging emo include:

>acting like an asshole
>internet trolling
>picking on younger emos out of resentment
>hating the fuck out of most other emos
>hating anyone that shows excessive emotion
>wearing band tees and skinny jeans but insisting you're not emo
>sporting scars but swearing you're not emo
>being a /b/tard
Wow that post was edgy must've been in aging emo
Aging Emo by XxxMiseryxxX July 24, 2016
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