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The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.
31 year old woman β€œDo you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman β€œYeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”
by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019
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