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(New Turkish "1930's-") afgan: Afghan; person who comes from Afghanistan or a descendant of these people. < (New Ottoman "1830's-1920's") افغان afgan. < (Persian) افغان afgân: people living in the mountainous regions between Kandahar and the Indus river for a long time.

(1) Cannabis which comes from Afghanistan; the Afghan cannabis; the Afghan marijuana.
(2) Marijuana in general, (slng.) Afgani Indica.
Orada otururken 'Afgan' adını verdikleri bir tür esrarı içmeye başladılar. || While they were sitting there, they started smokin' a type of weed they called 'Afghan'.
afgan by OldbutGoldPenny April 26, 2021
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Afgan Dan 

Afgan Dan is a rapper from Benji media with a 69 inch cock and has been the pussy smashing champion for 21 years in a row! All in all he is a great man and very talented in bed
"Ooooh here comes Afgan Dan on his last women he's starts to ride... Can he stay on? Oh he does Afgan Dan claims the pussy smashing champion for the 21st time!"
Afgan Dan by Pussay slaya 445 October 22, 2018

afgan popsicle 

the sexual act of shiting into a codom, freezing it, the taking turns rubbing it on the body of your partner.
Ginni gave Jackson an afgan popsicle he'll never forget. and he smelled like shit
afgan popsicle by prithvi klatka September 15, 2012

afgan goggles 

A type of humiliation that a gay man can do to a straight man to show victory over him. The homosexual places both testicles into both the losers eyes, obviously done to an unconcious opponent. This can be catagorised as 'happy slapping.'
"How do thoes Afgan goggles fit sucker!"
afgan goggles by Sean_David_Iley April 22, 2008

afgan snowball 

Like the traditional snowball, but when you've ejaculated into their mouth, slit the partners throat and drink the blood and semen mixture.
Did you see the footage of the taliban doing the afgan snowball? Don't worry, it'll be on 4chan in no time.
afgan snowball by allah-the-movie September 7, 2007

Afgan Ham 

When you Spread your butt cheaks over your mates face, and proceed to shit into their mouth, while they are making a bomb.
I laid some afgan ham on my mates face at sunrise, because she hinted she was hungry.
Afgan Ham by Soggydingdong123 February 25, 2011

afgan fuel pump 

The dirtiest most anal satisfying sex position ever invented. Pioneered in Gunnedah, once you've been fuel pumped you will never go back
I have her the afgan fuel pump
afgan fuel pump by Afghanyyy January 11, 2014
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