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(New Turkish "1930's-") afgan: Afghan; person who comes from Afghanistan or a descendant of these people. < (New Ottoman "1830's-1920's") افغان afgan. < (Persian) افغان afgân: people living in the mountainous regions between Kandahar and the Indus river for a long time.

(1) Cannabis which comes from Afghanistan; the Afghan cannabis; the Afghan marijuana.
(2) Marijuana in general, (slng.) Afgani Indica.
Orada otururken 'Afgan' adını verdikleri bir tür esrarı içmeye başladılar. || While they were sitting there, they started smokin' a type of weed they called 'Afghan'.
afgan by OldbutGoldPenny April 26, 2021
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Afgan Dan 

Afgan Dan is a rapper from Benji media with a 69 inch cock and has been the pussy smashing champion for 21 years in a row! All in all he is a great man and very talented in bed
"Ooooh here comes Afgan Dan on his last women he's starts to ride... Can he stay on? Oh he does Afgan Dan claims the pussy smashing champion for the 21st time!"
Afgan Dan by Pussay slaya 445 October 22, 2018

afgan popsicle 

the sexual act of shiting into a codom, freezing it, the taking turns rubbing it on the body of your partner.
Ginni gave Jackson an afgan popsicle he'll never forget. and he smelled like shit
afgan popsicle by prithvi klatka September 15, 2012

afgan goggles 

A type of humiliation that a gay man can do to a straight man to show victory over him. The homosexual places both testicles into both the losers eyes, obviously done to an unconcious opponent. This can be catagorised as 'happy slapping.'
"How do thoes Afgan goggles fit sucker!"
afgan goggles by Sean_David_Iley April 22, 2008

afgan snowball 

Like the traditional snowball, but when you've ejaculated into their mouth, slit the partners throat and drink the blood and semen mixture.
Did you see the footage of the taliban doing the afgan snowball? Don't worry, it'll be on 4chan in no time.
afgan snowball by allah-the-movie September 7, 2007

Afgan Ham 

When you Spread your butt cheaks over your mates face, and proceed to shit into their mouth, while they are making a bomb.
I laid some afgan ham on my mates face at sunrise, because she hinted she was hungry.
Afgan Ham by Soggydingdong123 February 25, 2011

afgan fuel pump 

The dirtiest most anal satisfying sex position ever invented. Pioneered in Gunnedah, once you've been fuel pumped you will never go back
I have her the afgan fuel pump
afgan fuel pump by Afghanyyy January 11, 2014
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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