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Affectual

When ones attractional orientation (sexual, aesthetic, romantic etc) is dependant on ones state of mind and shifts, especially in a given situation. This can be ones overall ability to experience attraction or feelings towards attraction. Affectual people primarily experience sexual fluidity to where the main thing that causes change is their state of mind, however the change isn't drastic enough to where one would be abrosexual. An affectual can be asexual/Aromantic or non Aromantic Asexual.

Examples:
"Affectual feelings make others think that the person has an unstable mood or sense of self. In reality, attraction and libido has a more intense mind to body connection. "

"Men's penises really have a mind of their own".

"Not mine. My penis can't operate outside of my awareness. "

"How??"
"I'm Affectual".
by ArtsyDrafts April 2, 2022
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affectation

Something you do to make yourself seem cooler than you are. A lot of the time you don't really realize you're doing it, but all of the time you look a fool to everyone watching, assuming they've grown up more than you have.

Almost everyone has some affectations, but people with a lot of them stick out like sore thumbs and they don't even know it. See try-hard.

People in high school and college (especially) tend to have a lot of affectations because they are stupid. Or because they don't have the life experience to know that they are being stupid. Oftentimes both.
The college sophomore down the hall who wears a fedora every day (known, unknowingly, to his hallmates as "Fedora Guy"): "I like to think I'm an endearingly mysterious gentleman."

The kid with the fake accent/other contrived manner of speaking: "The way I casually throw in SAT words into my everyday speech makes the Normals uncomfortable, which is really cool because that means I'm impressing them and earning their respect."

Self-proclaimed nerd: "I really like showing people that I know a whole lot about really obscure things like math and the internet, because when I meet people who are 'in the know' like me and who actually deserve to be in my presence, they'll know what I'm talking about and they'll be really impressed, which is epic hacks!"

Dumb college kid at top-tier liberal arts school: "I'm so glad I've finally found a community where people like me can just bounce ideas off one another. I'm really excited about completely changing the way I think about everything by surrounding myself with such a diverse population of people who are exactly like me. Also I really really care about the actually important stuff, like politics and Darfur and voting and political correctness and intellectual conversations and getting drunk once in a while and being offended while remaining open-minded."

Generic affected individual: "What? No, that's not an affectation, that's just the way I've always done that. No, you've got it all wrong--I do it for a reason. Plus--heh heh--it just plain looks cool."

No dice, buddy.
by futanari basashi January 23, 2009
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Adopting Affectations

"I sayeth good sir, why art thou adopting affectations towardeth me?"
by Carter August Reich June 23, 2005
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affectaed

Affectaed is a very popular Youtuber within the K-Pop community. She makes informational and opinion videos about K-Pop, everything from the entertainment point of view, music to behind the scene.

Potential earnings are $ 26.59k per video.
Average video views: 4.91M
Total Views: 83.37M

Joined Youtube in 2016 and lives in Norway.
Gained over 300k subscribers in less than a year. Fearlessly opinionated and influences a lot of people in the K-Pop community.

Subscribers rank:
58,098th

Entertainment rank:
13,177th

Video views rank:
65,546th

Country rank:
60th
Did you watch affectaed's newest video?
Omg yasss, what a queen.
by jeonmcflurry January 19, 2021
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affectatious

to wear something out of character in an effort to put up a facade.
Zach's white shirt was very affectatious with all the extra buttons and loops. He seems like a t-shirt and jeans kind of guy.
by quixar August 8, 2009
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Affectamundo

When someone says something that they think affects you but it really doesn’t just say “oh affectamundo”. NDB
Person 1 : Hey your an idiot
Person 2: Well that’s affectamundo
by NDB #Realneat September 28, 2020
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Affectaed

Affectaed is a popular funny kpop YouTuber. She’s a multi Stan, she gets 2000 - 3000+ Subscribers every week.
Person 1 : Have you seen Affectead’s recent video?
Person 2: Yes it’s so funny hahah.
Person 1: Period
(Affectaed a kpop Stan YouTuber who is funny)
by facties January 9, 2021
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