Distraught car owner: What do you mean the engine is blown? The car salesman said it had been recently overhauled!!

Mechanic: An aerosol overhaul maybe.

Distraught car owner:FUCK!!!

aerosol overhaul by Phinger March 11, 2007

Related Words

Aerosco • Aerosol • aeroconevil • Aerocore • Aeroshole • Aerosmoth • aerosoil • aerosol ass • Aerosol Cocktail • aerosol freedom

aerosol ass

the term used to describe when you feel a diarrhea shit coming on, but all that comes out is air and a fine mist of shit.

Oh, man I blew up that bathroom with my aerosol ass!

aerosol ass by lavazza July 27, 2006

Aerosol

A guy without money for drugs that snif the rest of drugs of his friends.

Yo! Get out of my trail! go snif a toilet! you fuckin aerosol!!

Aerosol by jorge faria February 6, 2008

Aerosol Cocktail

Huffing semen out of an asshole. Particularly popular among gay, urban males. The catalyst is making sure one gets small fecal particles along with the semen.

I was so hammered last night I gave Clyde an Aerosol Cocktail.

Aerosol Cocktail by Smanga May 2, 2010

Aerosmoth

A huge typo that Ultimate Guitar made, misnaming the legendary Aerosmith as "Aerosmoth" on the front page. The interviewer also made a mistake combining the names of Brad Whitford and Tom Hamilton and calling one of them "Brad Hamilton".

Fred: Hey Pete, I just got tickets to the Aerosmoth concert yesterday!
Pete: Who's Aerosmoth?
Fred: Oh didn't you here? Ultimate Guitar called Aerosmith "Aerosmoth". Now everyone's calling them that!

Aerosmoth by Joe Maio October 13, 2007

Aerosol

A state of mind suspended in an over weight body with a severely sunburned neck. This state of mind tends to shop in bulk, own multiple firearms, drive oversized pick-up trucks, eat unnecessarily large steaks, etc.

It can also be anyone, anything, or any action born within the 48 original states. The vast majority are explained above.

Hanging the American Flag in the front as well as in the back of your home is very Aerosol. Bringing your friends to the bar in the bed of your pick-up truck is an Aerosol move. To cease consuming Budweiser after the Inbev takeover is Aerosol.

Aerosol by Gfine July 1, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026