Advaneed 

When you do something embarrassing and the gossip spreads like wild fire.

Sarah took home weights from the gym during the covid lockdown. The gym found out and announced it in the member newsletter. Chicka got hella advaneed.

Advaneed by Mynoduesp2020 March 20, 2020

School For Advanced Suffering 

The name students of Special Forces Assessment and Selection 'lovingly' refer to it as. Three weeks of hell that includes: running, ruck marching, land navigation, and the dreaded Team Week.

Also the first step in soldiers' training to become US Army Special Forces soldiers, known as the Green Berets.

I'm so glad we somehow made it through the School For Advanced Suffering.

Wow! You did? Did you get selected there?

I did.

School For Advanced Suffering by studentofthegame May 15, 2011

Advanced Corpse Tumor 

Most intense fucking song ever written. It's by a technical death metal band from Germany called Necrophagist.

The solo in it sounds so fuckin' sweet, it's like classical music on the guitar. Muhammad is one insane motherfucker.

Metallica Fan: OMFG, The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz

Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*

Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*

Advanced Corpse Tumor by Muhammad Fucking Suicmez bitch August 11, 2010

Advanced boring 

probably the conference call you're on right now

Holy shit this meeting with the Bob's is advanced boring

Advanced boring by supaflysnooka April 15, 2020

advanced unity 

advanced unity is the best ship to ever exist, they are what happens when best friends fall in love with eachother. they talk to eachother every day and are always goofy together. they are always the prettiest couple in the room and they always make everyone say “damn bro, i wish i had a relationship like that”. they are always there for eachother and love eachother unconditionally. they would kiss each other any chance they get and they are deeply and permanently in love. K+A <3

“damn there goes them cuties with advanced unity , i really wish i had true love like that. That’s that if SZA, j.cole, and giveon made a song together type beauty”

advanced unity by fresh and fly, gotta be kai February 18, 2021

Advanced Darkness

Darkness so dark that your flashlight will probably explode, and THAT won't even give off any light.

"This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is....ADVANCED Darkness!"

Advanced Darkness by Legener July 19, 2017

Advanced Placement World History 

A condition afflicting sophmores resulting in the follwoing symptoms: grouchiness, headache, tiredness,yawning, bitching, death, brain death, inability to do anything else and the obsession on a five on the AP exam. To avoid this condition ddo not take an AP course.

After Advanced Placement World History, i couldnt even tie my shoe laces...

Advanced Placement World History by ap...arg September 25, 2005