Actrite
There's a new medication for all you gals struggling with late-stage bucketheadedness and chickenheadery!
Actrite™ is a personality-stimulant recently un-blacklisted by the FDA for treatment of stage 4 Outtaline Disorder!
Simply insert one suppository rectally 1-15 times a day, or as demanded by the people who barely endure you as you currently are!
Clinically proven to increase tolerance to your absolute bullshit
Side effects have included, but are not limited to:
Cluster headache due to ruptured aneurysm; the Exorcist-style projectile vomiting; spontaneous pufferfish poisoning; sudden, unshakable conviction that a loved one has been replaced by an imposter, (Capgras Delusion;) Stigmata of the hands, feet, ribs, and forehead; Fatal Familial Insomnia which WILL spread to your relatives through the maternal line; Plantar Fascitis of the retina; and spontaneous Radiation Sickness.
Actrite™ is a personality-stimulant recently un-blacklisted by the FDA for treatment of stage 4 Outtaline Disorder!
Simply insert one suppository rectally 1-15 times a day, or as demanded by the people who barely endure you as you currently are!
Clinically proven to increase tolerance to your absolute bullshit
Side effects have included, but are not limited to:
Cluster headache due to ruptured aneurysm; the Exorcist-style projectile vomiting; spontaneous pufferfish poisoning; sudden, unshakable conviction that a loved one has been replaced by an imposter, (Capgras Delusion;) Stigmata of the hands, feet, ribs, and forehead; Fatal Familial Insomnia which WILL spread to your relatives through the maternal line; Plantar Fascitis of the retina; and spontaneous Radiation Sickness.
Actrite by Snark_Attack__ April 12, 2025
