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There's a new medication for all you gals struggling with late-stage bucketheadedness and chickenheadery!

Actrite™ is a personality-stimulant recently un-blacklisted by the FDA for treatment of stage 4 Outtaline Disorder!

Simply insert one suppository rectally 1-15 times a day, or as demanded by the people who barely endure you as you currently are!

Clinically proven to increase tolerance to your absolute bullshit

Side effects have included, but are not limited to:
Cluster headache due to ruptured aneurysm; the Exorcist-style projectile vomiting; spontaneous pufferfish poisoning; sudden, unshakable conviction that a loved one has been replaced by an imposter, (Capgras Delusion;) Stigmata of the hands, feet, ribs, and forehead; Fatal Familial Insomnia which WILL spread to your relatives through the maternal line; Plantar Fascitis of the retina; and spontaneous Radiation Sickness.
That hoe needs some Actrite!
Actrite by Snark_Attack__ April 12, 2025
Words you can keep

Actrites 

Acting right around others; Behaving good in public;Good Behavior;Having Manners;Preforming good deeds;Performance, Positive Actions;Conduct yourself right around in public
(*lil kids behaving bad) You kids better behave yourself, before i slap you upside your head with some actrite.

Boy didn't i tell you not to do that.....(SMACK!)don't make me lay sum moe actrites up on your dumbass.

(*opening the door for a lady)Hey thanks for opening the door for me,good to see someone with some actrites.
Actrites by Bee Ramanand March 5, 2008
Related Words
Ghetto slang for "act right". Usually used in the context of a female that is misbehaving in front of a man and needs to ackrite (act right) by cooking and/or fucking.

It can also be used as something that will make one ackrite if one goes too far.

This term is well known for being used in Dr. Dre's song Ackrite as well as comedian Roy Woods Jr.
A) Bitch, you better ackrite before I backhand your ass.

B) Bitch, if you don't calm yo ass down imma have to get some ackrite out the trunk.
ackrite by el sucio guapo August 27, 2014
Act Right.
"Betta Ackrite up in this mutha. Or we be gettin' shit on."
ackrite by Diego August 21, 2003

IM-acrite 

1. A person or thing who says that they'll do something online* and then crushes your anticipation into smitherines.

*either they'll do something on the computer.

*or they'll agree to do something online.
My friend always says she'll be back online in ten mins but comes back in thirty.. sometimes never at all.
She is such a IM-acrite. </3
IM-acrite by natalie sthoup August 2, 2010
most likely used for oral sex or other types of sex, also can be used as Act Right.
Hoe you ain't the bomb, must be a dyke
witcho' lips swoll, and give a nig' some ackrite-Chronic 2001
ackrite by sonokibono August 3, 2007
a song by dr dre on the chronic 2001
have you heard the song ackrite by dr dre?
ackrite by Tom Frey May 15, 2005
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