Actrites 

Acting right around others; Behaving good in public;Good Behavior;Having Manners;Preforming good deeds;Performance, Positive Actions;Conduct yourself right around in public

(*lil kids behaving bad) You kids better behave yourself, before i slap you upside your head with some actrite.

Boy didn't i tell you not to do that.....(SMACK!)don't make me lay sum moe actrites up on your dumbass.

(*opening the door for a lady)Hey thanks for opening the door for me,good to see someone with some actrites.

Actrites by Bee Ramanand March 5, 2008

Actrite

There's a new medication for all you gals struggling with late-stage bucketheadedness and chickenheadery!

Actrite™ is a personality-stimulant recently un-blacklisted by the FDA for treatment of stage 4 Outtaline Disorder!

Simply insert one suppository rectally 1-15 times a day, or as demanded by the people who barely endure you as you currently are!

Clinically proven to increase tolerance to your absolute bullshit

Side effects have included, but are not limited to:
Cluster headache due to ruptured aneurysm; the Exorcist-style projectile vomiting; spontaneous pufferfish poisoning; sudden, unshakable conviction that a loved one has been replaced by an imposter, (Capgras Delusion;) Stigmata of the hands, feet, ribs, and forehead; Fatal Familial Insomnia which WILL spread to your relatives through the maternal line; Plantar Fascitis of the retina; and spontaneous Radiation Sickness.

That hoe needs some Actrite!

Actrite by Snark_Attack__ April 12, 2025