aktrite
act right
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Actrites
Acting right around others; Behaving good in public;Good Behavior;Having Manners;Preforming good deeds;Performance, Positive Actions;Conduct yourself right around in public
(*lil kids behaving bad) You kids better behave yourself, before i slap you upside your head with some actrite.
Boy didn't i tell you not to do that.....(SMACK!)don't make me lay sum moe actrites up on your dumbass.
(*opening the door for a lady)Hey thanks for opening the door for me,good to see someone with some actrites.
Boy didn't i tell you not to do that.....(SMACK!)don't make me lay sum moe actrites up on your dumbass.
(*opening the door for a lady)Hey thanks for opening the door for me,good to see someone with some actrites.
Actrites by Bee Ramanand March 5, 2008
Akrites
Everquest Dark Elf necromancer, nondiscriminatory in his sexual preferences. Penchant for verbal abuse, obscene jokes, and sexual innuendo. Often found Feigned in a corner when things go horribly wrong.
Akrites by Idazen Blackzilla June 28, 2004
akkrite
Akkrite (n): a supplement of emotional and action based orientation; used to address a person who needs to reassess their actions to bring themselves to a more effective way of living
Actrite
There's a new medication for all you gals struggling with late-stage bucketheadedness and chickenheadery!
Actrite™ is a personality-stimulant recently un-blacklisted by the FDA for treatment of stage 4 Outtaline Disorder!
Simply insert one suppository rectally 1-15 times a day, or as demanded by the people who barely endure you as you currently are!
Clinically proven to increase tolerance to your absolute bullshit
Side effects have included, but are not limited to:
Cluster headache due to ruptured aneurysm; the Exorcist-style projectile vomiting; spontaneous pufferfish poisoning; sudden, unshakable conviction that a loved one has been replaced by an imposter, (Capgras Delusion;) Stigmata of the hands, feet, ribs, and forehead; Fatal Familial Insomnia which WILL spread to your relatives through the maternal line; Plantar Fascitis of the retina; and spontaneous Radiation Sickness.
Actrite™ is a personality-stimulant recently un-blacklisted by the FDA for treatment of stage 4 Outtaline Disorder!
Simply insert one suppository rectally 1-15 times a day, or as demanded by the people who barely endure you as you currently are!
Clinically proven to increase tolerance to your absolute bullshit
Side effects have included, but are not limited to:
Cluster headache due to ruptured aneurysm; the Exorcist-style projectile vomiting; spontaneous pufferfish poisoning; sudden, unshakable conviction that a loved one has been replaced by an imposter, (Capgras Delusion;) Stigmata of the hands, feet, ribs, and forehead; Fatal Familial Insomnia which WILL spread to your relatives through the maternal line; Plantar Fascitis of the retina; and spontaneous Radiation Sickness.
Actrite by Snark_Attack__ April 12, 2025
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