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Hey man , aktrite! What are you doing , you fofo ?
by Fofolica May 18, 2009
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Actrites

Acting right around others; Behaving good in public;Good Behavior;Having Manners;Preforming good deeds;Performance, Positive Actions;Conduct yourself right around in public
(*lil kids behaving bad) You kids better behave yourself, before i slap you upside your head with some actrite.

Boy didn't i tell you not to do that.....(SMACK!)don't make me lay sum moe actrites up on your dumbass.

(*opening the door for a lady)Hey thanks for opening the door for me,good to see someone with some actrites.
by Bee Ramanand March 5, 2008
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Akrites

Everquest Dark Elf necromancer, nondiscriminatory in his sexual preferences. Penchant for verbal abuse, obscene jokes, and sexual innuendo. Often found Feigned in a corner when things go horribly wrong.
Being able to offend Akrites is like the Devil telling "Dude, that's just wrong"
by Idazen Blackzilla June 28, 2004
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akkrite

Akkrite (n): a supplement of emotional and action based orientation; used to address a person who needs to reassess their actions to bring themselves to a more effective way of living
Lauren: "Maaaaan, check Karla out. She needs to calm the heck down and chill out."

Courtney: "Looks like somebody forgot to take her dose of Akkrite today. Better go sprinkle some in her FourLoko."
by skizzerpp May 20, 2013
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Actrite

There's a new medication for all you gals struggling with late-stage bucketheadedness and chickenheadery!

Actrite™ is a personality-stimulant recently un-blacklisted by the FDA for treatment of stage 4 Outtaline Disorder!

Simply insert one suppository rectally 1-15 times a day, or as demanded by the people who barely endure you as you currently are!

Clinically proven to increase tolerance to your absolute bullshit

Side effects have included, but are not limited to:
Cluster headache due to ruptured aneurysm; the Exorcist-style projectile vomiting; spontaneous pufferfish poisoning; sudden, unshakable conviction that a loved one has been replaced by an imposter, (Capgras Delusion;) Stigmata of the hands, feet, ribs, and forehead; Fatal Familial Insomnia which WILL spread to your relatives through the maternal line; Plantar Fascitis of the retina; and spontaneous Radiation Sickness.
That hoe needs some Actrite!
by Snark_Attack__ April 12, 2025
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