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Virginity Shield Activate 

Something you say when you successfully protected your virginity from those impure souls.
"Screw You Bitch!!!!! Virginity Shield Activate!!!!!!"

like to activate 

When a 12 year old wants likes so he makes a stupid comment.
Your Crush will kiss you tomorrow

L1kkee t00 activatee
(Like to activate)

Smack to activate 

When you and your homies are ready for a night out and you're getting everyone fired up. Can be used in other scenarios where pushing is simply not an option, so you must resort to smacking. Activation takes power and represents the start of something new, it is truly a multi-faceted word with many interpretation which revolve around the mantra of just doing it. The full send for anyone but frat boys.
Johnny: Y'all ready for tonight? Hey Andy, you comin' or what?
Andy: Oh yeah, just planning to meet up with Annika at my hotel afterwards.
Johnny: No shit, you really goin' through with it?
Andy: Smack to activate my g.

Bars: Smack to activate, tear you down with rap accolades, a fact for sake, a rap factory full of guns and blades...

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble 

Reverse acronym for fart.
Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.

activated charcoal 

A black liquid(and sometimes in tablet form) that is used to filter out any poison or chemical harmful to the body.

Most often used in the ER, when someone overdoses on something whether intentional(suicide attempt) or accidental.
Tina wanted to end her life so she OD'd on tylenol, her mother found her 30 minutes later in the bathroom and took her to the hospital where she was given activated charcoal to absorb the all those nasty chemicals she had taken.

Neuron Activated 

Monkey see Monkey do. When one monkey gets an idea after seeing a triggering action. The meme comes from the game ancestors and is used to display a monkey image looking at a sexual or funny image with the term as the caption.
*Monkey sees thicc woman*
NEURON ACTIVATED
Neuron Activated by NollyPolly March 15, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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