Someone with a very mysterious personality. Acryptic people are usually discreet, silent and smart. These people often show a quick-witted intelligence and are difficult or impossible to understand, explain, or identify.
Person 1: Hey! Did you see Ethan today?
Person 2: Yeah, but he doesn't talk much. He's pretty acryptic.
Person 1: That's too bad. I see him all the time but we never talk.
Person 2: I think he's really creative and intelligent, but chooses to be silent and mysterious.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).