A person who has
intense feelings towards their aloe
vera, they are so passionate about their desert
plant that they desert their social life in its admiration.
John: Hey
Henry, I heard you're an aloesexual, what does that mean?
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John:
Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.