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accuntable 

When someone's being a bitch about responsibilities, either showing a failure to take care of them or passing them on to someone else.
Sandra hasn't done shit around the house in days and when I asked her to fluff the drapes she told me to put down my macramé and do it myself. That bitch needs to be held accuntable.
accuntable by Sandra's Lover April 2, 2011

Accuntant 

A female accountant who is extremely irritable and difficult to work with.
Our accuntant is a real bitch to work with on the taxes.

Accuntability

Taking responsibility for the actions of one's dirtay vajayjay.
Denise: I fucked ten ponies last night.

Thad: Bitch, you needsta take some accuntability fo' yo' self.

Accuntasizing 

Accuntasizing (-verb) is a slang verb with origins from the English verb Accustomizing, nouns; Account, Cunt, Size.

It is a modern act of getting yourself used to a shallow society which is highly material, full of CUNTS who only care about the SIZE of their bank ACCOUNTS.
1) Man, you'd better be accuntasizing to working nights for Convergis or you're going to end up getting a RIM job and on the streets.

2) Shit I moved to Calgary a year ago, can't get accuntasized to it. All I hear about is the size of people's paper houses, bank accounts, and fucking up the Mid East.
Accuntasizing by bn880 March 22, 2009

Accuntant 

An extraordinarily large wooly-mammoth of a woman who has nothing better to do than create job security for herself by harassing the staff around her.
EMAIL FROM ACCUNTANT TO STAFF:

PO NUMBERS 70800 70813 70821 70834 are missing. Whoever used them, please go back and complete.

Thank you for your cooperation everyone.
Accuntant by Correction Policia December 3, 2009

Accuntabilty 

You totally need to take Taking Accuntabilty for that comment
Accuntabilty by Jezzila April 25, 2020