An extraordinarily large wooly-mammoth of a woman who has nothing better to do than create job security for herself by harassing the staff around her.

EMAIL FROM ACCUNTANT TO STAFF:

PO NUMBERS 70800 70813 70821 70834 are missing. Whoever used them, please go back and complete.

Thank you for your cooperation everyone.

Accuntant by Correction Policia December 3, 2009

accuntant

Someone who purports to be an accounting expert but is actually just a cunt!

A shit accountant, someone who clearly shouldn’t be an accountant

My ex brother-in-law thinks he’s an financial expert but is actually just an accuntant

accuntant by MrsBJones May 28, 2025

accuntant

Someone who purports to be an accounting expert but is actually just a cunt!

A shit accountant, someone who clearly shouldn’t be an accountant

My ex brother-in-law thinks he’s an financial expert but is actually just an accuntant

accuntant by MrsBJones May 28, 2025

Accuntant

Someone who claims to be a financial expert but is actually a really shit human being i.e an accuntant

I know someone who thinks they are a financial expert but they are just an accuntant

Accuntant by MrsBJones May 28, 2025

Chartered Accountant

A person who is an expert in the field of Accountancy, Auditing, Taxation, Finance and Management and has obtained his professional degree through hard work and sacrifice.

Hanna : The govt sent me a notice to pay tax with penalty and interest... What should I do ?
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.

Chartered Accountant by HolyFuckKnuckles June 10, 2018

Accountant

Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.

Hey whats your job?

Oh im just an accountant at this company called onlyfans

Accountant by horneygirl6969 September 1, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026