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Abusive illiterate 

An abusive illiterate is a very low life stage of human or know as a Rowan Cuntingham who think being abusive to women while in a relationship or abusing a child the ages of and between 10-17 years old is a perfectly fine thing to do then after a week play it off as if nothing happened. While on the illiterate behalf is on the lower brain ability to the point of not being able to read a 2 page babybook with no words or write the simplest of words such as him ,her, the, it and so on. An abusive illiterate is not a person you will or would ever want to involve yourself with.
"Tim: That Rowan hit her and her son and played it off as If it was nothing"

"Jack: i know and all because he was jealous that they could spell They and he couldn't"

Abusive illiterate
Abusive illiterate by Dill_dough November 1, 2020

abusive relationship 

A relationship where your other half is constantly attacking or harrasing you.
Bro I'm in an abusive relationship with Emma
abusive relationship by Hurelo February 17, 2020

abusive parent

An emotionally abusive parent will make a child (no matter what age) feel guilt for having relationships outside of them. They may also make you feel guilty for other things that have nothing to do with you, just to have the satisfaction of your emotional reaction.
abusive parent by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 1, 2019

Abusive Slut 

A term of endearment for a woman and a subset of the definition of “Kimberly”. She is beautiful, outgoing and witty. However, there is a 😈 side to her that this bitch from the internet looks forward to seeing more of.

I’m addition to her lovely qualities she cannot wrote a vlookup to save her life.
I was talking to Kimberly last night and every now and again she turns into an abusive slut and it makes my pants warm.
Abusive Slut by VlookupJesus July 23, 2019
Abusive is a guy who abuses people for his own amusement. A true weakling in every sense of a word. Especially when they do it to women. Abusive refers to anyone who beats on another physically, uses psychological and verbal abuse against someone or bullies another person.
Tom: Did you hear about that abusive guy Vitale who was bullying women?

John: Yea, what a scumbag.
abusive by jayjad January 21, 2008

abusive joke 

When someone says something rude but plays off as a joke so to be unnoticed by others around
'Why is she here?'*laughs'just kidding it wasn't an abusive joke'
abusive joke by Smartslut February 4, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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