Abstephoria

The fear of being sober.

Did you see Brian? He's always drunk...
Yea, I think he has abstephoria

by Hippie_Aura April 16, 2015

Astephobia

Being scared or frightened of internet jokes ('memes') or phrases. Can also be avoiding them in general.
Comes from greek 'asteio' (joke) and greek-latin phobia (fear).

P1: Why has Stacy been avoiding my internet memes?
P2: She might have astephobia.

by Chichichameeni October 11, 2015