Astephobia 

Being scared or frightened of internet jokes ('memes') or phrases. Can also be avoiding them in general.
Comes from greek 'asteio' (joke) and greek-latin phobia (fear).

P1: Why has Stacy been avoiding my internet memes?
P2: She might have astephobia.

Astephobia by Chichichameeni October 11, 2015

Aphephobia 

an extreme fear of being touched, which ranges from simply feeling uneasy when being touched to feeling a sharp pain simply by being brushed at.

me and my friend are both aphephobic. we both have aphephobia.

mine is way more severe than her's, though. if you touch me, it feels like burning fire and i immediately retreat.

she simply feels uneasy and curls up a bit.

Aphephobia by *([])* November 23, 2013

Autophobia 

The fear of oneself or being alone.

Even in the chat room, Claus felt cold and lonely as his autophobia started to act up.

Autophobia by Justin's Farm Brand Italian Ice October 9, 2006

astraphobia

Astraphobia, also known as astrapophobia, brontophobia, keraunophobia, or tonitrophobia is an abnormal fear of thunder and lightning, a type of specific phobia. It is a treatable phobia that both humans and animals can develop.

Boy: Do you think thunderstorms are cool?
Girl: Don’t talk about thunderstorms, I have astraphobia!

astraphobia by Midnight dreams12 June 24, 2018

asbophobia 

An irrational fear of chavs.

Mike doesn't watch Little Britain anymore because Vicky Pollard scares him, I think he suffers from asbophobia.

asbophobia by Sir Luke November 15, 2006

autophobia 

Fear of one's self or of solitude.

He suffers from autophobia and hates to be left alone.

autophobia by SacreVlad March 15, 2010

Anti-Astrophobian 

n. A person against fear of stars.

He is an Anti-astrophobian.

Anti-Astrophobian by sss3d January 30, 2004