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Absurvation 

noun

Portmanteau of absurd and observation. Absurvations are irrelevant, often inane, comments or thoughts.

Where 'observations' can be relevant and useful, absurvations are pointless (though perhaps funny).
Example:

Sally: "If they made the sidewalk completely of hardened

chewed-gum pieces then when people spit their gum

on the sidewalk it wouldn't look ugly."

James: "What a weird absurvation."
Absurvation by SadieMazie May 21, 2010
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Abservation 

Looking and comparing midsections when out people watching.
Look at that hotties stomach! (Friend) Hey dude that's some serious bit of abservation!
Abservation by Paul Khanna June 27, 2008

Abjuration 

The art of magic involving the banishing or protection against creatures not from the world you are on. Usually defensive in nature. Also, you have to be a nerd to really get this. Go figure.
Person A: Quick, cast an abjuration spell!
Person B: I can't; I'm a conjurer.
Abjuration by deathinacan December 10, 2013

Absorbation

When a man edges for so long his penis becomes moisturised by all of the pre-cum absorbed into his skin as he strokes.
Man, absorbation makes your shaft soooooooooooo soft!
Absorbation by Lil_Kitten August 14, 2021

Absorbation

The sokaege of water in chile filds
The absorbation is slowing the water flow in the dirt
Absorbation by Waternerd77 April 16, 2021

Absolvation

made up word for a song lol
sinless but no absolvation
Absolvation by ColaGhost March 7, 2023
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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