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Absurvation 

noun

Portmanteau of absurd and observation. Absurvations are irrelevant, often inane, comments or thoughts.

Where 'observations' can be relevant and useful, absurvations are pointless (though perhaps funny).
Example:

Sally: "If they made the sidewalk completely of hardened

chewed-gum pieces then when people spit their gum

on the sidewalk it wouldn't look ugly."

James: "What a weird absurvation."
Absurvation by SadieMazie May 21, 2010
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Abservation 

Looking and comparing midsections when out people watching.
Look at that hotties stomach! (Friend) Hey dude that's some serious bit of abservation!
Abservation by Paul Khanna June 27, 2008

Abjuration 

The art of magic involving the banishing or protection against creatures not from the world you are on. Usually defensive in nature. Also, you have to be a nerd to really get this. Go figure.
Person A: Quick, cast an abjuration spell!
Person B: I can't; I'm a conjurer.
Abjuration by deathinacan December 10, 2013

Absorbation

When a man edges for so long his penis becomes moisturised by all of the pre-cum absorbed into his skin as he strokes.
Man, absorbation makes your shaft soooooooooooo soft!
Absorbation by Lil_Kitten August 14, 2021

Absorbation

The sokaege of water in chile filds
The absorbation is slowing the water flow in the dirt
Absorbation by Waternerd77 April 16, 2021

Absolvation

made up word for a song lol
sinless but no absolvation
Absolvation by ColaGhost March 7, 2023
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