actorbation

Actorbation; (n) When an actor performs a monologue or scene so over-indulgently that you can almost see his hand stroking his quickly growing ego. Actorbation often causes a severe decrease in the tempo of a scene.

(v): to actorbate

"Wasn't Mark just amazing as Romeo last night?"
"Are you kidding me? Mark's incessant actorbation beat the crap out of the whole show! He must have added at least a half hour to the first act alone!"

by andrew nelson brown January 24, 2008

Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.

Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.

by KushKing December 24, 2010

Afterbation Disgust

The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.

i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust

by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010

Autobation

Erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse and specifically involving an automobile as a means of instrumental manipulation, sexual fantasy, or by various combinations of these agencies.

He was embarrassed when his grandmother walked into the garage and caught him in the act of autobation.

A few of the pages of his 'Car and Driver' magazine were stuck together, no doubt a result of an unhealthy car fetish and an incessant need for autobation.

by Dr. Fuchs August 21, 2010

actorbating

self-aggrandizing acting done merely for the sake of showing how amazing an individual actor's skill or technique is, rather than actually inhabiting the character and telling the story; being an overacting ham who is more interested showing off than being his/her character; chewing the scenery

I didn't believe a word Scott said in that role. He was actorbating all over the stage.

by Writer Diva November 19, 2010

Afterbation

The period of time after masturbation which includes having a wet pussy/ boner, smelly hands, a guilt ridden face, etc....

I’ll be there in a sec I gotta take my Afterbation piss

by Flavin.9 February 13, 2018

afterbation

the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.

Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"

by the lorilax April 14, 2014