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Virgil Abloh
Virgil Abloh by Classicalle November 28, 2021
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virgil abloh
A dude worth 20.000.000$ and still only donated 50$ to Black Lives Matter. He also made a horrific cover art for late rapper Pop Smoke
virgil abloh by Malt3796 July 11, 2020
Virgil Abloh
Best designer of luxury and streetwear brands such as Louis Vuitton, Off-White, and part time Nike designer. He creates amazing shoes.
Virgil Abloh by FuckedYoBitchJuan22 June 22, 2019
virgil abloh
Nigga#1: Wow man did u see those new nike x Off White Air Jordan 1’s?!
Nigga#2:Hell yeah nigga, but who isn’t that genius who made them????
Nigga#3(comes outta nowhere):Virgil Abloh my dudes ohhhhhh aaaaaah
Nigga#2:Hell yeah nigga, but who isn’t that genius who made them????
Nigga#3(comes outta nowhere):Virgil Abloh my dudes ohhhhhh aaaaaah
virgil abloh by Pizza dough in yo pee pee January 1, 2018
Virgil Abloh
Virgil "cheap ass" Abloh, stealer turned "creative" director of Off-White. He claims that he is for the culture but only donates 50$ when it's time to show up for the black community. Is also suspected to be in the sunken place due to his questionable entourage.
Virgil Abloh by clockoutformeplease June 1, 2020
Aloha Male
A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Male', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent man, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Male is at peace holistically with his universe.
His is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself.
He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
His is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself.
He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
"Have you ever noticed how James Bond literally NEVER needs to give orders, pull rank, or beg favours? Everyone who meets him appreciates and respects him, because he is so obviously at peace with himself, even while doing battle! What an Aloha male!"
Aloha Male by Johnny Soporno November 27, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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