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United Airlines 

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.
Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.
United Airlines by TheSporadic April 12, 2017
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Abirl • Abir • abilene • abibliophobia • Abiel • abil • abirmika • abilas • abilify • Abiola
she will be annoying at times but shall always end up being there for you she is the most wonderful person in the world if you don’t get too annoyed with her and leave her (that’s a joke)

she’s a very good emotional support and she’s always there for you when you need her to be! but don’t mess with her she does hold grudges and if she doesn’t like you she will make sure you know she doesn’t

once she comes in your life there’s no escape which is a good thing she deserves the world but that’s not what she always gets

she can be very depressed but not show it and she will get very hurt but won’t tell you

overall she’s an amazing best friend and she will be your best friend under any circumstances and if you get into fights it will make your relationship stronger if you overcome them and she will help you through anything
Person A : Abril isn’t nice to me
Person B : She probably doesn’t like you! And FYI she’s an amazing friend she’s my partner in crime and my emotional support!
Person A : Ugh whatever
Abril by smackdownfacts March 29, 2019

spirit airlined 

Being tricked into a service that robs you, unknowingly signing on to something because you think it is a good deal only to find yourself penniless and hungry wishing you had chosen Delta.
Tyler: John I just got a truck off craigslist for $200
John: That's awesome, how does it run?
Tyler: It only came with the steering wheel.
John: Oh shit boy you just got spirit airlined!

That woman plays more tricks than a Spirit Airline's stewardess.

United Airlines 

Used as a verb; Beating the shit out of someone and then forcing them to leave.
The movie theater usher just United Airlines the guy in the 3rd row because his seat was reserved.
United Airlines by YaBoiKras April 10, 2017
Greatness, amazing girl, perfection.
Kind of girl you don't want to stop seeing her. Sometimes you can think that she's an angel, but she's more pretty than that.
Unstopable, strong,independent. No words can describe how marvelous she can be.

So, just believe when you hear it, she's the best girl ever.
La más hermosa es Abril.
Abril by RicRam12 September 26, 2018
total beast mode gal. She’s unlike any other. She
is so flirty, fun,
and care-free. she is super loyal and if you hurt one of her friends she will come FOR YOUR WEAVE. An Abril can be the most amazing person ever,
but don’t cross her😏
my boyfriend cheated on me, but you know my girl Abril gave him a black eye
Abril by betterthanyomamascookies February 21, 2019
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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