Abelas

A yute

oi abelas take them airforces off before you shank someone

by Jokemandevon October 20, 2020

Abelas

A very average Asian who wants to fuck every peng gyally that's his age he is into gang bangs he does like groping women's tits but eh don't we all ;)

Oi abelas Stop looking at her tits

by Duckoverlord1996 September 14, 2021

zach abels

One very hot and smiley member of The Neighbourhood. He plays guitar and so rumour has it he is very good with his fingers.

Damn did you see zach abels on stage last night..

by shelurbsmusic May 16, 2014

AGELASTIC

A person who never laughs otherwise known as a miserable person.

I've come to discovery after two years of being Dave's roommate he is agelastic.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Abilasch

A term commonly referred to by individuals as a person whom pirates an enormous amount of illegal content and then get's caught.

Kevin: Did you hear what happened last night?
AJ: No, what?
Kevin: I heard that one of my friends got a notice from downloading too much illegal stuff.
AJ: Haha. What an Abilasch.

by TheBlackTaco November 13, 2009

abelsexual

being sexually attracted to the most handsome man in the world, The Weeknd, aka Abel Tesfaye 💅🏼

I’m abelsexual

The Weeknd is so attractive, I think I’m abelsexual

by ohyesdaddyabelxotwod September 19, 2020

Abelson Fast

A new measurement in speed and awesomeness ...Pretty much you combine Chuck Norris with Greased lighting!!!

When you take second place and your son say to ya" it's ok dad that guy was ABELSON FAST "!!!

by Darty McWhitetrash July 18, 2014