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Abake
Abake are very pretty and has a mind of diamond, they can do anything to get their love, they're smart and playfull but don't take them for granted because their bad side is very dangerous like a Cobra they fall in love easily, just get yourself self a friend that's name Abake you will enjoy your life with them
Abake is very Pretty
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Abake • a baker • A Bakers Dozen • A Baker's Mistake • (a) Bakerβs shot • a Baker's Shit ton • awake • Awakened • abak • abate
Baβalaket
An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they arenβt above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.β They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?
In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.
The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.
In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.
The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.
βHey Mary, werenβt you and Tom a thing? What happened?β
βYeah, we were, but that Baβalaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but heβs also an ambassador to the UN.β
βThat sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Letβs go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.β
βYeah, we were, but that Baβalaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but heβs also an ambassador to the UN.β
βThat sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Letβs go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.β
Baβalaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019
Bisexual Awakening
When an individual, who has always thought or assumed they're straight, suddenly develops a huge crush on someone of the same gender. This makes the individual wonder if they are actually bisexual, rather than straight. As the same-sex crushes persist (as well as opposite-sex crushes), they realize in time that they have had their bisexual awakening, and are indeed a bisexual.
"It's weird... I've always only ever liked girls... but now I have the biggest crush on Matt! I want him, I want nobody but him! I've never felt this way before!! I... think I've had my bisexual awakening!!"
Bisexual Awakening by Lefty Power 123 May 1, 2020
Abaheebahoo
Abaheebahoo by WantedDuck125 October 30, 2021
Hey you, you're finally awake
A phrase stated by Ralof in the beginning of The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. That became a meme through many internet cultures. It's often used between cuts or before a painful outcome.
Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that imperial ambush,like us and that thief over there.
Lokir: Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.
Lokir: Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.
Hey you, you're finally awake by Flare! April 21, 2020
gay awakening
When you fall for someone of the same gender for the first time. Itβs scary and wonderful and you lose all control. Your definition of love is redefined and you realize this is what you have been waiting for.
gay awakening by antivalentine July 19, 2018
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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