Aaron S. 

Realest nigga around. Most dawgest person made. Probably born in Baton Rouge.

Aaron S. Is a dawg

Aaron S. by Slim_93 May 20, 2018

Aaron's Law 

According the Aaron's law: Anything requiring progression or placement of any kind, that has not been attempted in any way to move one's placement down or up, defaults at nothing but the perception of the individual, who under most circumstances would state they are better than anyone, even if that's not feasibly possible, even though it remains true based on science.

Person 1: Yooo! I got a 12.5K/D ratio in that COD game! lets goooo!
Person 2: I didn't even play the game, therefore I am at the top of the leader boards and have an infinite K/D ratio.
Person 1: Fuck you, I hate Aaron's law.

Aaron's Law by 2 time champion of virgin September 1, 2020

aaron's zipper 

consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size

"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"

aaron's zipper by kkfdgnlghn January 20, 2009

Aaron’s chair 

A chair with a dildo on it.

I got Aaron’s chair for my birthday. Pretty excited.

Aaron’s chair by TextbookSucky August 6, 2021

Aaron’s Patio 

When you haven’t been laid for 8 months

I’m going through a bit of an Aaron’s patio

Aaron’s Patio by Meniscus January 2, 2022

Aaron's Wife 

{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}

I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.

Aaron's Wife by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019

Aaron's opinion 

A statement of fact; what facts are determined by.

"Your opinion is allowed to be different than Aaron's opinion, but that makes your opinion wrong."

Aaron's opinion by amturn August 30, 2021