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America Wake The Fuck Up!
There are millions of people going with out food, healthcare, liveable wages and safe housing everyday in our country, not by choice or because they're lazy. Yet the majority of the very people who have been elected to run this country and represent EVERYONE don't get it, don't care and most noteworthy, will never have to worry about having food, health insurance, earning a livable wage or having a home. There is so much wrong with this truth! AWTFU!
AWTFU by Broke the mold May 19, 2021
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ACTfuronair 

ACT fur on air is an Australian Based, fortnightly broadcasting podcast for the Anthro and Furry fandoms.

ACTfur, originally started up by Kraden and Jeneara within the last few years, now extends to a fortnightly show hosted by Kraden, Jeneara and Carnival. With segments featuring Kell Bengal, Fenris, Nanaki, Ray Liehm and others the show covers geeky popculture, local and australia-wide events, reveiws, compititions and other random things which all dont quite fit into any catagory all brought to you with a slightly anthro twist. :'3
Did you hear the most recent episode of ACTfuronair?

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AWTFU • awful • Awful waffle • awfuk • atfu • aweful • awfuck • AWTF • artful dodger • Awefull
A literal translation of the Dutch informal noun “mierenneuker”. The term is used to call out people on petty, infuriatingly specific or nitpicky behavior. Antfucker usually refers to people who screw people over by focusing on tiny mistakes others make, or being overly critical of small things they dislike.

The term is also used as a verb: “mierenneuken”, or “to fuck ants”
“I know I’m fucking ants at this point, but i hate how the lace on the dress is just a tiny bit too low and the sleeves are a little bit too wide.”

“Jesus christ, what antfucker gave me a failing grade because I didn’t write the date on my test paper?”

“They turned down my manuscript, not because they thought I was a hack writer, but because they didn’t want to publish a book with a male main character. What kind of antfuckery is that?”
Antfucker by Cool-Guy-Senpai November 28, 2017
English acronym standing for Away With The Fairies. Despite the inclusion of the word Fairies there is no implication of homosexuality in the expression. It is merely used to describe someone who is in a world of their own either because they are daydreaming or are thinking intensely and thus are oblivious to what is going on around them. The expression goes back to an old superstition, prevalent throughout Europe that fairies, wee folk, call them what you will, could steal a person's soul, leaving behind a husk that stared at nothing until it faded away and died.

Superstition aside, it came to be applied to people who became so engrossed in their own thoughts that they ignored what was going on around them. For a while it was used as a politically incorrect medical acronym written in a patient's notes to describe someone suffering from dementia or in a highly confused state of mind for some other reason. Fortunately it has fallen into disuse medically owing to its meaning becoming known to a wider audience. Its major use now is in the workplace where it describes someone who spends time staring into space rather than doing something useful.
"Malcolm must be thinking really hard, he's been staring at the wall for over an hour."
"Nah! Malcolm doesn't think, he's just AWTF."
AWTF by AKACroatalin April 14, 2015
Word of the Day on November 16, 2023

Awful Awful Challenge 

Man, I was doing the Awful Awful Challenge after I ate Taco Bell last night.
Awful Awful Challenge by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

Awfully hot Coffee pot

Something hot that you’d drop on someone.
”That’s an awfully hot coffee pot/ Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not.” -Eminem BET cypher 2017.

Gawds Awful Towers 

A game on Roblox that is a spin off of JToH and is filled to the brim with irony and top-tier shitty jokes.
Person 1: Bro what are you playin on roblox?

Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok

Person 1: bruh
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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