(Noun)-
A feeling of displeasure and/or disappointment--often occurring when waking up after a long night of drinking next to an unattractive person and thinking, "Awfuck, why did I do that!"

I had awfuck's disease this morning when I woke up next to that nasty guy I took home from the party last night.

Awfuck's disease by TMull April 23, 2006

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chick fil aw fuck

v: arriving at chick-fil-a pumped for chicken awesomeness only to realize it's Sunday and they're CLOSED

Dude I totally got chick fil aw fucked last Sunday when we went out for lunch.

chick fil aw fuck by the bearded bacon eater August 22, 2011

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awefuck

Something completely and utterly amazing.

That bear has six arms. That is absolute awefuck.

awefuck by River Chaput May 30, 2006

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awfuks

a term in which you use it when sumthin goes fucking wrong.

awfuks, this is the 8th time i spilt diet pepsi over my keyboard =(

awfuks by creator of AWFUKS October 7, 2005

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afucktionate

Being affectionate simply to have sex.

Being nice to your partner just so you can fuck.

My boyfriend was being really nice to me, until I realized she was just being afucktionate.

That girl let me take her wherever, but she really just wanted to be in my pants. She was being afucktionate.

afucktionate by psi42 July 19, 2009

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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