ASSAFIST 

WHEN A WOMEN ASS IS SO PERFICT, EVEN IN SKIN TIGHT JEANS YOU CAN TELL.

A "ASSAFIST" IS? WHEN HER ASS LOOKS GOOD, IT LOOK'S A FIST. I WISH SHE WOULD JUST BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME.

ASSAFIST by THE LIP LICKER April 26, 2011

auto-assfistiation

To fist oneself, either for pleasure or when encountering something unpleasant

Today, I experienced auto-assfistiation after Trump announced the ban of all non-whites into the United States.

auto-assfistiation by Gornprose August 23, 2017

assfistin

an unusaully unpleasant situation.

I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.

assfistin by your mom September 3, 2003

assfisted suicide 

the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.

No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.

assfisted suicide by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010

assfisting 

The fisting of ones asshole.

"I shit all over the place when I was assfisting my daughter."

assfisting by Timoteo Becerra August 2, 2006

assfister 

Cpl Gerard

Gerard is an assfister

assfister by 163 line June 29, 2004

assfist ballpuncher 

A alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part Tequila and 3 parts redbull.

"Bartender, one assfist ballpuncher please!"

assfist ballpuncher by Fistols February 13, 2009