assfisting

The fisting of ones asshole.
"I shit all over the place when I was assfisting my daughter."
by Timoteo Becerra August 01, 2006
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assfister

Cpl Gerard
Gerard is an assfister
by 163 line June 29, 2004
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assfisted suicide

the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.
No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.
by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010
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assfist ballpuncher

A alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part Tequila and 3 parts redbull.
"Bartender, one assfist ballpuncher please!"
by Fistols February 14, 2009
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