assfisting

The fisting of ones asshole.

"I shit all over the place when I was assfisting my daughter."

by Timoteo Becerra August 2, 2006

assfister

Cpl Gerard

Gerard is an assfister

by 163 line June 29, 2004

assfisted suicide

the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.

No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.

by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010

assfist ballpuncher

A alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part Tequila and 3 parts redbull.

"Bartender, one assfist ballpuncher please!"

by Fistols February 13, 2009