ass off
verb
The act of saying "fuck you" to responsibility and obligation, and just going off to do your own thing.
The act of saying "fuck you" to responsibility and obligation, and just going off to do your own thing.
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ass-off laugh
"Oh shit Peechi! You hitting tha door was ass-off laugh funny!!" squealed Monika.
"Dude! Where's my ass?" added Erika.
"Dude! Where's my ass?" added Erika.
ass-off laugh by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004
lmao my ass off
Shortened form of Laugh My Ass Off my ass off. For when you laugh so hard that your ass actually falls off, and have to emphasize it. Twice.
lmao my ass off by filipinosdelama April 18, 2018
laugh my ass off
laugh my ass off by 1st Squirt May 5, 2018
Freezing my ass off
Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.
Freezing my ass off by Lay-mmmm July 6, 2018
laugh your ass off
laugh your ass off by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005
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