ASAPenis 

A central Jersey or Tri-Sate Area slag for a man's immediate need for some fine pussy. Used verbally, through text, or often through a FaceBook message. A flat out, straight up, hands down, point blank, and most of all up front raw request for some pussy.

"Hey girl, I know you don't know me...but I was going through your pics, I saw that one of you in the white yoga pants. We gotta hang the fuck out ASAPenis".

My man left...get over here ASAPenis".

ASAPenis by Pete Daviz January 21, 2014

asspenis 

Penis growing from the ass

'I can't take a shit cos my asspenis is in the way'

asspenis by Schmaz March 12, 2005

asspenis 

1. A person, place, situation, or thing that has the qualities of both an ass and a penis
2. The act of butt-fucking.
3. A word which I FUCKING MADE UP

"Man, that guy is such an asspenis"
"Shit! I dropped my muffin! Asspenis!"

asspenis by Imadeupasspenis May 29, 2004

anapenis 

the largest penis in the world, resembling an anaconda.

WOAH LOOK AT THAT ANAPENIS

anapenis by HAG! May 20, 2009

Asspenis 

A person who is the opposite of an

Aw, Nick is such an asspenis

Asspenis by Joverlord July 26, 2019

Aspenist

A religion where you worship a person named aspen

Person 1: I don't have a God
Person 2: I am the God
Person 1: I'm atheist

Person 2: not anymore you're now an aspenist

Aspenist by ArsoNcol July 20, 2021

Asspenis 

An Asspenis is a person who is an asshole and sucks penis

You're such a Asspenis

Asspenis by OMGimLMAOandROFL November 15, 2023