Definitions by Imadeupasspenis

asspenis 

1. A person, place, situation, or thing that has the qualities of both an ass and a penis
2. The act of butt-fucking.
3. A word which I FUCKING MADE UP

"Man, that guy is such an asspenis"
"Shit! I dropped my muffin! Asspenis!"

asspenis by Imadeupasspenis May 29, 2004