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are you shitting me 

Megan had sex with Sarah's boyfriend?are you shitting me .

Are you shitting me 

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?
Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

are you shitting me? 

A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure.
Teacher: You got 56% on the Math final.
Student: Are you shitting me?
are you shitting me? by amc91 April 25, 2006

Are you shitting inside of me? 

When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.
Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022