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Ape-in-heat 

To describe a situation that is outrageous.

To describe a person or a thing that is the bomb.

Often used with a Southern drawl.
"Dang girl, that dress is just APE-IN-HEAT.

"Straight-A's in Algebra don't make you APE-IN-HEAT, Floyd."

"I'm APE-IN-HEAT with enough mad chedder to par-tay all night, sukkaz.'
Ape-in-heat by Scotty S. September 5, 2006

Ape in blind 

When someone throws themselves into an investment, project, or trend without doing any research or thinking it through — just rushing in full force hoping for the best.
“Bro saw the coin pumping and decided to ape in blind… now he’s broke by Monday.”
Ape in blind by DjRob1337 September 9, 2025

The Ape in the Cape 

An annoying piece of shit that follows you around like shit on your shoe, makes weird noises and has less brain function than a stroke victim.
Shut the fuck up you are like The Ape in the Cape
The Ape in the Cape by Bolshoe Kino November 23, 2022

Clock in, Ape out 

The variation of a Netflix and Chill, where one will come over to the other's house for only pleasure and no strings attached. It is usually associated with someone getting into a relationship only to keep the other one around for pleasure (sex). These relationships are mostly short-termed.
A: Did you clock in last night?
B: Ya broo, another clock in, ape out at her place.
Clock in, Ape out by Silence2772 January 5, 2018

Ape Index 

The approximate distance that a man can through a foreskin after it has been removed
“Then a stranger ,with an ape index of over 60 feet, grabbed my newly shedded flab, and hurled it east.”
Ape Index by BigRiceEater June 16, 2019

i hate you with the inclination an ape has sex with 

A more inteligent way of saying i hate you with the passion a monkey has sex with. Said to people you really dislike.
God nicole i hate you with the inclination an ape has sex with. You don't have to be such a bitch
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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