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ANUSES by Theunknownrandomguy June 20, 2019

extreme fluctuating anuses 

A term used to describe the opening and closing motion of the rectal opening at a rapid or aggressive rate. Something you yell at a friend, relative or stranger to express excitement or to indicate your personal level of fun. Also known as a 7-11-6.

French kisser of anuses 

john howard is just george bush's bum tonguer.
Describing the depth and width of one's anus.
That woman is shallow anused. My dick reaches her intestines.
Anused by donkeywoman December 31, 2012
A term used to imply that ones anus is in fact a pussy (vagina) or at least has or will be used like one.
Greg, you better stop acting like such a girl or someone’s probably gonna bend you over and fuck you in the anussy!

Girl: I don’t think I can fuck anymore my pussy is so sore ...
Guy: don’t worry baby, just turn over and I’ll fuck you in your anussy instead.
anussy by Skyehi November 18, 2018

anusus prickusus 

1.) anal sex 2.) everything awesome and great about life and friends 3.) a magic spell that turns the victim into a giant dick
1.) a common form of sex is anusus prickusus 2.) family and friends contain large amounts of anusus prickusus 3.) Don't mess with me or I will cast anusus prickusus on you
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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