Anused 

Describing the depth and width of one's anus.

That woman is shallow anused. My dick reaches her intestines.

Anused by donkeywoman December 31, 2012

anused 

It has the exact meaning of arsed, meaning bothered.

It comes from the word anus, the excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal syn: ARSED, arsehole, asshole. Therefore arsed and anus are the same word,meaning you can used anused as you wuld arsed

e.g.

"I can't be bothered to go out tonight"

"I can't be arsed to go out tonight"

"I can't be ANUSED to go out tonight

anused by Byron Mashumba May 10, 2006

Abused Puppy Syndrome 

A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:

-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling

Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!

Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.

Abused Puppy Syndrome by hoboace October 21, 2007

easily amused

0. A quality that can lead to dull excitement

0.5 A person who is easily amused finds pretty much everything around them interesting.

1. Can be used as an insult; simple minded.

2. Prone to infantile joy / amusement / many lulz

0. I am easily amused.

0.5
Person 1: WOW!
Person 2: okay then

1. "Little things please little minds / Small minds are easily amused" - a proverb

2. "omg LOL this caterpillar is so fat and has squishy feet but I can't see its spiracles 8D"

easily amused by SANITYSAKE December 22, 2009

Angused 

Being so drunk that you can't remember a thing

JOE:man you what you do last night
MARK: man i was angused last night i just don't know

Angused by .....GOD....... January 24, 2006

self amused 

Self amused people do shit they find funny because THEY find it funny and are therefore amused by it. The Self amused don't care about what others think and live in the self amused bubble of positive vibes. These people find loads of things amusing, from the little things to the negative things. Their emotions are not influenced by the negative vibes of others. Everybody at the party might be having a crappy time but the self amused Tom, is having the time of his life.

Julien: Why is John wearing a t-shirt with Donald Trump printed on it ?
Max: He finds it funny, he's a self amused mofo

self amused by GLSW98 March 1, 2016

sexually abused 

Being the victim of any type of sex crime, such as rape, sexual assault, sexual manipulation, or child sexual abuse (not intended to be a full list). Most often imposed severe mental pain or trauma to the victim. an unspeakable crime.

"Lauren was sexually abused as a child"

sexually abused by whoisemma May 1, 2015