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A replacement word for the word "anus" except with a mild touch of ghay.
"My anuse is so hexagonal"
"Wooot?"
"Yus"
Anuse by Bigflopper April 18, 2010
Words you can keep
Something that is as bad as an anus. Pronounced A-noose
Man... homework is anuse”

Just broke up with my girl, talking to her was anuse”
Anuse by S@turd@ys @re for the boys October 30, 2017

Amuse-Bouche 

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
Amuse-Bouche by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Up the Pope's Anus

Noe use, buggered, fucked up.
Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.

ansel elgort syndrome 

A fake illness used to confuse those who've never watched an Ansel Elgort movie. Pioneered by Brooklyn 99 character Gina Linetti.
Sorry, I can’t... I’ve got Ansel Elgort syndrome.

anus ball trap 

The act of having a woman spread her anus wide open, while you dip your balls into it. Trying not to have her close her anus and thus trapping your balls.
Yo, shaquesha tried to get me into that anus ball trap!

Don't you Eva Eva Eva try it dogg!!
anus ball trap by Wayne zuba December 9, 2013

anus hat 

A form of haberdashery for the gluteus maximus.

Also a nickname applicable to just about anything.
Wow she is such an anus hat!

Look at that fashionable anus hat.
anus hat by gravysbabyyy June 27, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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