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Something that is as bad as an anus. Pronounced A-noose
“Man... homework is anuse”

“Just broke up with my girl, talking to her was anuse”
Anuse by S@turd@ys @re for the boys October 30, 2017

Amuse-Bouche 

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
Amuse-Bouche by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Up the Pope's Anus

Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.

ansel elgort syndrome 

A fake illness used to confuse those who've never watched an Ansel Elgort movie. Pioneered by Brooklyn 99 character Gina Linetti.
Sorry, I can’t... I’ve got Ansel Elgort syndrome.

anus ball trap 

The act of having a woman spread her anus wide open, while you dip your balls into it. Trying not to have her close her anus and thus trapping your balls.
Yo, shaquesha tried to get me into that anus ball trap!

Don't you Eva Eva Eva try it dogg!!
anus ball trap by Wayne zuba December 9, 2013

anus hat 

A form of haberdashery for the gluteus maximus.

Also a nickname applicable to just about anything.
Wow she is such an anus hat!

Look at that fashionable anus hat.
anus hat by gravysbabyyy June 27, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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