A reference to
penetration of the anus by or with a
phallus (generally a penis or
dildo) that is attached to a
muffin. Known semantic variants include:
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a
muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a
muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the
muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire
muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the
online video "Anal Penetration
Muffin," which can be found on several
Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-
muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a
spoof of comedian
Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "
Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "
anal muffin," have only become common in certain
West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge),
Los Angeles,
San Francisco,
Portland, and
Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat
your mom's nasty
lasagna!"
2. "
Man, your new haircut's
whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit!
Fuck!
Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the
final paper's due today!"