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person 1: *joke*
person 2: OMG that was really funny! ALMAO
by MUCYOUT April 01, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Almost laughing my ass off. The more subtle counterpart of laughing my ass off (lmao). Whereas lmao is so funny that your ass is literally falling off, this is more of a slight chuckle, so your ass is hanging by a thread... you have almost laughed it off.
When Bradi hears a dad joke she says "almao". They're funny to her, but not the best jokes ever. Still, her ass was almost laughed off.
by Jackie Snackler December 30, 2020
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Allways Laughing My Ass Off
Someone says something really stupid, and it gets a reply of ALMAO.
Michael makes a really funny joke on MSN
K-Dawg replies ALMAO
by Kieron March 14, 2005
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to commit a cold-Hearted treasonous act upon which you not only screw over your friends and family...but the people that you work for and the old people that live in the retirement home for which you work.
Wow dude! you really pulled an Alma O. back there by stealing all that money from the retirement home.
by The man who knows and sees all October 06, 2012
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