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AKD stands for angry keyboard diarrhea, and it describes the situation where someone who is IMing, sending an email, or blogging, and they are so angry that they simply press keys randomly, bang the keyboard, or attack their keyboard in some other way. The typed result of this is called AKD, and it resembles a series of random letters in all caps.
Person #1: So what happened then?
Person #2: So he then walks up to me, calls me an ugly bi***, and GOES BACK TO HIS GUY FRIENDS AND GETS HIGH FIVES FROM THEM ALL!!!! THEY ALL WALK AWAY, AND WERE SHOUTING STUFF LIKE "UGLY BI*** GOT OWNED!!!" AND "OOH LOOK AT FUGLY NOW!!!" OMG I AM SO MAD!!!!!!!!! i WANT TO WRING THEIR FAT NECKS!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEIRCUTCM,,,,AJLSKDRYFHEURACUROCYTHJROCUIERACHTLAEURCYWE5YJTAEUKRTJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJDDDDVATDCUROATUIECHTUAWEHJJJJKJHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKFFHKFHKHKFHKFHKFFHKFHKHKFHKFHKFZLDCFFZSDSDSD0Z
I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sorry. i had a bad case of akd. im just SOOOOO MAAADDD
AKD by Beckley April 10, 2009
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A word commonly typed in urban dictionary when subject is bored. Boredom stems from the lack of unicorns and fruity pebbles in ones life. I pity you. If you would like to find a unicorn plant a skittle into the ground and a unicorn will be born from the ensuing rainbow in approximately 7 days. Fruity pebbles are not very hard to find, just find a dinosaur and follow it too its cave of fruity pebbles. I hope this has cured your boredom.
I was so bored, I typed akd;s into the urban dictionary.
akd;s by El Pablo II May 2, 2011
Its When a girl is saying things about hooking up and doing stuff with a guy, in front of you or someone, insinuating they want to do it with you or someone.
She said "I really wanna make out tonight" Shes pullin' an AKD.
an akd by Yung Vince September 25, 2014

Pulled a KD 

To lose and join the side that beat you
Last night frank and I got attacked by 3 dudes. This morning frank and the 3 other guys came and beat me up again. Frank totally pulled a KD.
Pulled a KD by whitemegatron21 October 3, 2018
Short for Anti-Khansa Defense League, a small discord community that aims to demote the moderator @ElKHOO3 (aka Khansa) in his own server because he's cringe.
Join the AKDL to restore the equal rule of the people!
AKDL by Danos_yt July 1, 2021
She's cute funny and doesn't miss also eats weird things
Look at that girl she's very akdkdjvv
He looks like a akdkdjvv
akdkdjvv by Sasoritard April 17, 2021
Yet another backwards spelling this one for vodka. Akdov can be a very potent drank, and if your a real man or wo man you can probably finish about half a bottle n be up straight.
Sheeit... That akdov is burnin' up in my system

This akdov might kill my liver...matters
akdov by Elvis Costello November 8, 2006
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