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No matter how old he is, mentally he will always be 5. You can interest him with anything related to poop, farts, beer and an undiscovered music playlist. He has an overflow of random knowledge and has the capacity to talk about anything for hours (So answer his calls only if you have 2 hours to spare)
There is something about him which is absolutely charming, something that would grab your attention and make you befriend him instantly. He can impress you with his cooking and cocktail making skills, so make the most of it.

He is a social bug and keeps everyone very close to him. He might not text or call for days or months, but you know nothing has changed and he still loves you. He is one of those who can ignore all your flaws and love you for who you are. He will make sure you're having a good time when you're around him and he will go to any lengths to do things for you, expecting nothing in return. You'll never find someone who can replace him in your life, so don't ever let him go.
Have you met my best friend, Akaar?
AKAAR by Mogu.mogu August 24, 2019
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I.S Akbar 

A Well Known Independent Author That has written several popular novels like Secrets Upon Secrets, The Perfect Wife, Dream Factory, Essays of Lyfe and many more.

An Independent Author That has written vast of genres Thrillers,Horror, Non Fiction,Erotica,Fantasy & Fiction.
Person 1: Hey What Book Your Reading?
Person 2: This Awesome Book By I.S Akbar called Secrets Upon Secrets it's freaking epic!!!!
Person 1: You Should Let me Read it once your done I can't wait to find out what's it all about?

Person 2: You'll love his work the man's a creative genius.
I.S Akbar by I.S Akbar June 23, 2021
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AKAAR • akarsh • Akari • akbar • akar • akaash • akarsha • Aakarsh • akaashi • Aaaron
A setter in Haikyuu. Also the physical embodiment of a perfect human being.
Akaashi is literally perfect, why isn't he real?
Akaashi by karasuhoe December 20, 2020

Akaashi Keiji 

The prettiest setter in Haikyuu!!
The literal definition of perfection
He's also whipped for Bokuto Koutarou
"That guy is Akaashi Keiji, he's so pretty"
"Akaashi Keiji is so gay for his captain"
Akaashi Keiji by Moge-ko the Dictator December 22, 2019

Akbarium 

Another word for a mosque: a building where they frequently say 'allahu akbar' (god is great). Typically, these types of constructions are 'akbar'; large, distinctive and loud.
I'm regularly shaken out of bed before sunrise every morning because of that akbarium down the road.
Akbarium by festkjeppene September 23, 2013

akaashi kinnie 

person who kins akaashi from haikyuu! They're usually quiet and keep to themselves. You can always rely on them to be the responsible person in the group ^^ but though they don't know it they worry themselves about the smallest reasons and are under a lot of pressure :(( akaashi kinnies usually come in a pea pod with bokuto kinnies <3
Person 1: Who do you kin from haikyuu?
Person 2: oh uh im an akaashi kinnie
Person 3: as a bokuto kinnie may i have your hand in marriage
akaashi kinnie by wahmban January 1, 2021
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on an auto racing forum who spends five days ranting online about tiresome minutiae for every two days spent racing.
"Aktards only serve to drive people away from the forums."

"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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