Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disc Jockey. Someone who keeps changing the god damn song when there's still a minute left because they'rebored of it, robbing it of it's musical fullness.
"I am going to snap if he switches the song again before it reaches the bridge. That guy is such an ADHDJ"
A person who responds with trash and bluster, in order to deflect trying to answer a question that he either doesn't know the answer, or just doesn't want to say.
The Canadian was a skilled addjunkitator when asked why the state legalized group sex clubs with 14 year old members. His response was that 10 states in the USA permitted 12 year olds to be married.
DJ's (usually playing indie/electro/pop-hiphop or a mix of all) who Change tracks constantly usually keeping play time of a single track under a minute and a half (usually around 45 seconds to 1 minute). Rarely do these DJs have any skill other then having way to much time on there hands allow them to precompile a play list of tracks with similar BPMs, allowing them to cut from one track to the next while keeping a almost steady rhythm. Rarely do these DJs have any mixing or scratching skills, and they almost always use serato to give the impression that they know what they are doing (even though the same effect could be done with 2 ipods).
OMG! why can't this douche play a track longer then 30 seconds? I acutally liked that song! ADDjing is SO 2005...
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*