A.V.P. 

Anal and Vaginal Penetration - this is the same as the shocker but you put two fingers in each end and keep the thumb free for the bean!

She'd get A.V.P. until she cums like a river!

A.V.P. by BeastoBot January 12, 2008

P.A.V.O. 

Wanting to penetrate a girl, anally,vaginally and/or orally.

Damn! I wanna P.A.V.O that girl.
P.A.V.O.!

P.A.V.O. by xts34 July 22, 2009

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. 

Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.

(via email)
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

h/p/a/v 

adj.
/eych-pav/

A minification of terms popular on internet and bulletin board systems (BBS) throughout the 80s and 90s denoting that the sysop hosted hack/phreak/anarchy/virus content on their server.

"Rusty n Eddies was one of the most popular h/p/a/v sites in the world until the Wire Fraud Act of 1996 was passed and the following Hacker Crackdown resulted in its closure."

h/p/a/v by NOSliwes November 21, 2009

V.A.P.E

V: Vamp
A: Association
P: Participation
E: Encouragement

1:Are u vamp?
2: Yeah
1:Are u in the V.A.P.E Club?
2:No
1:So u are not Vamp
2: No I am
1:Cleary not
2: YES I AM
1:So u are just a Poser?
2:No
1YES
2:U ARE THE POSER
1: NO I AM IN THE V.A.P.E CLUB
(Starts fighting to see who is the poser)
V.A.P.E Club Leader: ONE WINS ○( ＾皿＾)っ Hehehe… ONE LOSES
1:(HITS 2 AND SCREAMS) POSER ITS TO LATE FOR U NOW!!!!
2:(ON the ground crying) Stop I'm sorry for posing
1:(Helps 2 up and invites him to join the V.A.P.E Club) Join and u wont be a POSER
2:I will
(now they are friends)

V.A.P.E by xXx_PUNK_xXx November 6, 2025

a v. p 

the never ending flame war between paintballers and airsofters

ok 1. airsoft uses replica guns and tiny BBs and i guess like the realism of it

2.paintballers use guns that arnt supposed to look real, and fire geliten balls of paint to signify when their target is out

now all of you its not that big of a deal stop going at eachother throats cause they really arnt the same sport

damn assholes

oh and im a baller by the way and im not against airsoft its just not for me....a v. p

a v. p by reric June 11, 2006

V-A-L-P 

A stuped idot who is a nerd and has a bad youtube channel

"Wow V-A-L-P is a really bad Youtuber"
"ikr"

V-A-L-P by efwibefyv October 30, 2018