The acronym for Artist Vs Poet, a five-piece pop punk band from Dallas, Texas consisting of Tarcy Thomason (vocals), Craig Calloway (guitar), Jason Dean (bass), Joe Kirkland (guitar), and Joe Westbrook (drums). Frequently, there are two amazing fans commonly known as Anyssa and Audrey who, on a regular basis, comment the members' MySpaces. The band's tour manager is Milton Dean, a sheep. When Jason forgets Milton at home, they often replace him with Jacoby, a hippo.
Audrey: OH MAN did you know AVP got Twitters?!
Anyssa: YEAH! And Milton has one too. He always talks about what a fail Jason is.
Audrey: Pft, who needs AVP when you've got Jacoby!
Anyssa: YEAH! And Milton has one too. He always talks about what a fail Jason is.
Audrey: Pft, who needs AVP when you've got Jacoby!
by nessa_all_over December 27, 2008
Alien Versus Predator... a kick ass movie. The stupid humans need the predators to kill all of the aliens that the stupid predators created in ancient times to use as target practice. Back then, if the 3 predators trying toprove their might died, a giant beam would shoot down to earth and destroy everything so the aliens couldnt escape.
by Q-Y January 23, 2005
A term used in CS:GO for russians playing csgo when trying to ask for an awp. when the person normally trolls the Russian.
by Bigman9999 November 30, 2020
(Assonet Village Pizza) abbreviation. A famous pizza place in the town of Assonet, Massachusetts in the USA. Often joked about in rap videos and by the locals of Assonet and the surrounding towns.
by Jeffrey Scudder October 26, 2006
AVP refers to the classical struggle between a mother and her children (alien) versus the innately child molesting man (predator). So called because the instincts and emotions of family are "alien" to men who only seem want to get to the females before they are ready to date (thus pre-dater or sex predator).
We had to call the police to take care of another AVP situation in the downstairs apartments last night.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
by NYMPHADORATONKS July 09, 2010
AvP refers to anything that the speaker already knows and is old news.
AvP is the abbreviation for "Aliens vs. Predator" and refers to the old AvP VIDEO GAME (not the movies) from 1999 which, by this point, is pretty much old news.
AvP is the abbreviation for "Aliens vs. Predator" and refers to the old AvP VIDEO GAME (not the movies) from 1999 which, by this point, is pretty much old news.
Dude: "Hey man, did you hear that they're filming that new Clash of the Titans movie?"
You: "Yeah, dude, that sh!t's totally AvP."
You: "Yeah, dude, that sh!t's totally AvP."
by Commander Buttons September 14, 2010