A.T.B. stands for Anal Tongue Bath. Its the art of licking your partners arsehole for sexual stimulation or to clean their brown balloon knot. It is not the most plesant activity and can lead to bad breath depending on the diet of the partner
Man. "Oi honey, im up for a good ride tonight"
Woman. "No problem, you can get me going by giving me an A.T.B."
Man. "Fuck you, we had an indian take away last night, your ring will be nasty"
Woman. "Fine, have a wank instead!"
Woman. "No problem, you can get me going by giving me an A.T.B."
Man. "Fuck you, we had an indian take away last night, your ring will be nasty"
Woman. "Fine, have a wank instead!"
by Spankydez May 17, 2011
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Get the A.T.B.A.R mug.Dan - Hi Emma, last week I had to go to surgery and get my 12 inch penis reduced so I wouldn't pass out when I got an erection, would you like to see?
Emma- Dan, I would love to see it, but unfortunately I went to the doctor's last week as well and was diagnosed with A.T.B.S.
Dan- Oooh, what's A.T.B.S Emma
Emma- A well known allergy these days, Allergic To BullShit. So goodbye Dan, I can't hang around you because you make me feel sick of your bullshit.
Emma- Dan, I would love to see it, but unfortunately I went to the doctor's last week as well and was diagnosed with A.T.B.S.
Dan- Oooh, what's A.T.B.S Emma
Emma- A well known allergy these days, Allergic To BullShit. So goodbye Dan, I can't hang around you because you make me feel sick of your bullshit.
by D Lucky Lux November 9, 2019
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Ryan: You’re WHITE!!
Harvey: So?
Ryan: Im having A.T.B.A.B.U.S! Run!
Harvey: OH SHET! IM SORRY DON’T HURT ME
Ryan: You’re WHITE!!
Harvey: So?
Ryan: Im having A.T.B.A.B.U.S! Run!
Harvey: OH SHET! IM SORRY DON’T HURT ME
by Hungry_Still May 16, 2020
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by this is not my real name April 26, 2006
Get the A.T.B.C mug.man that was a atban night it think cuz i was too drunk to rember go to www.freewebs.com/atban to get you tshirts
by Alistair LaForme January 10, 2004
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