A.T.B.

A.T.B. stands for Anal Tongue Bath. Its the art of licking your partners arsehole for sexual stimulation or to clean their brown balloon knot. It is not the most plesant activity and can lead to bad breath depending on the diet of the partner

Man. "Oi honey, im up for a good ride tonight"

Woman. "No problem, you can get me going by giving me an A.T.B."

Man. "Fuck you, we had an indian take away last night, your ring will be nasty"

Woman. "Fine, have a wank instead!"

A.T.B. by Spankydez May 17, 2011

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A.T.B.A.R

auto tuned beyond all recognition

dude 1: did you here that bitch rebecca black's new song?
dude 2: yeah man, that shit is A.T.B.A.R

A.T.B.A.R by fapfapfapfapfap...CHOCOLATE! April 28, 2011

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A.T.B.S

Allergic To BullShit

Dan - Hi Emma, last week I had to go to surgery and get my 12 inch penis reduced so I wouldn't pass out when I got an erection, would you like to see?

Emma- Dan, I would love to see it, but unfortunately I went to the doctor's last week as well and was diagnosed with A.T.B.S.

Dan- Oooh, what's A.T.B.S Emma

Emma- A well known allergy these days, Allergic To BullShit. So goodbye Dan, I can't hang around you because you make me feel sick of your bullshit.

A.T.B.S by D Lucky Lux November 9, 2019