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Dan - Hi Emma, last week I had to go to surgery and get my 12 inch penis reduced so I wouldn't pass out when I got an erection, would you like to see?

Emma- Dan, I would love to see it, but unfortunately I went to the doctor's last week as well and was diagnosed with A.T.B.S.

Dan- Oooh, what's A.T.B.S Emma

Emma- A well known allergy these days, Allergic To BullShit. So goodbye Dan, I can't hang around you because you make me feel sick of your bullshit.
A.T.B.S by D Lucky Lux November 9, 2019
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A.T.B.A.B.U.S 

Harvey: *says n-word*
Ryan: You’re WHITE!!
Harvey: So?
Ryan: Im having A.T.B.A.B.U.S! Run!
Harvey: OH SHET! IM SORRY DON’T HURT ME
A.T.B.A.B.U.S by Hungry_Still May 16, 2020

l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r

let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red
jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet
True Ass Bitch(s) or Thristy Ass Bitch (s) or Terrible Ass Bitch(s) or Trippin Ass Bitch(s) or Tellin Ass Bitch(s) or Twisted Ass Bitch(s)
Someone who's real or doesn't know when to stop (T.A.B.S)
T.A.B.S by Vivir Alambre March 10, 2014

T.A.B.O.S. 

Take a big ol' shit.
Sorry I'm late. I had to T.A.B.O.S.
T.A.B.O.S. by bitchassnigga January 1, 2008

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D 

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do
Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?
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