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Andrea Joy Cook, literally the hottest being in the fucking universe. This is a very necessary thing for me to put in Urban Dictionary don’t try to change my mind. Plays Jennifer “JJ” Jareau on the best show in the world Criminal Minds and i cannot stress this enough is the hottest human in existence.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Criminal Minds last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude! A.J Cook was way too hot in that episode!
A.J Cook by jjs.wife March 4, 2021
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A.J. Cook 

The most perfect celebrity in the world, as featured on Criminal Minds.
This bitch is seriously beautiful. Too beautiful. She looks kind of like a goddess, and her while her fake fighting skills could be worked on a bit, she is a great actress.
She's also a proud Canadian, eh?
Long to short, A.J. is a flawless human being.
Person 1- Hey, I really need to see a beautiful person before my eyes burn out.
Person 2- CRIMINAL MINDS IS ON!!! GO STARE AT A.J.
Person 1- God, wtf, you're fucking insa--*turns on TV* HOLY SHIT SHES SO HOT

A.J. Cook is my reason to live.
A.J. Cook by AtotheJ Pagoat April 11, 2012

ajcookismywife 

the best person ever.
Friend 1: “i’m mutuals with ajcookismywife on tiktok!”
Friend 2: “really?! they’re best person ever”
ajcookismywife by cmfans June 9, 2021

ajcookismywife 

hottest aj cook fan out there, great mutual, hot bisexual very nice. But if you run across one DO NOT ENGAGE (ships JOTCH) 😟
“Hey look its that hot bisexual ajcookismywife, I wish i was her mutual :( “

ajcookismywife 

ajcookismywife is my absolute favorite mutual. their content is amazing and they’re one of the prettiest people i’ve ever laid my eyes on. i’m literally in LOVE w them.
i heart ajcookismywife

ajcookismywife 

ajcookismywife is a famous tiktoker with over 1000 followers! ajcookismywife like aj cook and olivia rodrigo. they go by she/they pronouns and are bisexual. they are also a virgo!
“ajcookismywife is cool..”

“yes!”

ajcookistheloml 

Worship her. Worship this one right here. Worrrrrshiiiippop now. ajcookistheloml is Tina bae. And Tina bae deserves to be worshipped <3
I got on my hands and knees and wished my goddess, ajcookistheloml and praised her with every compliment I could think of.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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