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Andrea Joy Cook, literally the hottest being in the fucking universe. This is a very necessary thing for me to put in Urban Dictionary don’t try to change my mind. Plays Jennifer “JJ” Jareau on the best show in the world Criminal Minds and i cannot stress this enough is the hottest human in existence.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Criminal Minds last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude! A.J Cook was way too hot in that episode!
A.J Cook by jjs.wife March 4, 2021
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A.J. Cook 

The most perfect celebrity in the world, as featured on Criminal Minds.
This bitch is seriously beautiful. Too beautiful. She looks kind of like a goddess, and her while her fake fighting skills could be worked on a bit, she is a great actress.
She's also a proud Canadian, eh?
Long to short, A.J. is a flawless human being.
Person 1- Hey, I really need to see a beautiful person before my eyes burn out.
Person 2- CRIMINAL MINDS IS ON!!! GO STARE AT A.J.
Person 1- God, wtf, you're fucking insa--*turns on TV* HOLY SHIT SHES SO HOT

A.J. Cook is my reason to live.
A.J. Cook by AtotheJ Pagoat April 11, 2012

ajcookismywife 

the best person ever.
Friend 1: “i’m mutuals with ajcookismywife on tiktok!”
Friend 2: “really?! they’re best person ever”
ajcookismywife by cmfans June 9, 2021

ajcookismywife 

hottest aj cook fan out there, great mutual, hot bisexual very nice. But if you run across one DO NOT ENGAGE (ships JOTCH) 😟
“Hey look its that hot bisexual ajcookismywife, I wish i was her mutual :( “

ajcookismywife 

ajcookismywife is my absolute favorite mutual. their content is amazing and they’re one of the prettiest people i’ve ever laid my eyes on. i’m literally in LOVE w them.
i heart ajcookismywife

ajcookismywife 

ajcookismywife is a famous tiktoker with over 1000 followers! ajcookismywife like aj cook and olivia rodrigo. they go by she/they pronouns and are bisexual. they are also a virgo!
“ajcookismywife is cool..”

yes!”

ajcookistheloml 

Worship her. Worship this one right here. Worrrrrshiiiippop now. ajcookistheloml is Tina bae. And Tina bae deserves to be worshipped <3
I got on my hands and knees and wished my goddess, ajcookistheloml and praised her with every compliment I could think of.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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