A.H.A.P

As. Hard. As. Possible.

(derived from A.S.A.P)

Man, I was just holding hands with Courtney and I was already A.H.A.P.

by alaghj9039 September 27, 2010

M.I.S.H.A.P.

Maybe If She Had A Penis; viral video featuring the Numa Numa Guy. Shows girls what life would be like if they had to deal with a swinging member all day long. They'd most certainly appreciate the hardships men have to endure... especially when it comes to receiving quality oral sex.

M.I.S.H.A.P... she would know what to do with mine.

by shardyblue May 13, 2010

H.A.P.E

Half Asian Part English

Jimmy told me his girlfriend Miko Churchill was a H.A.P.E.

by Bill Lonie December 26, 2007

H.A.P.S.

A younger woman who marries an older man to have his babies. Stands for Host of Aged Penis/Sperm.

"Yes my husband is much older, I'm a H.A.P.S."

by OptimusSlime August 2, 2023

Operation M.G.F.F.A.H.B.T.O.H.I.A.P.

The plan issued in season 5 episode 14 of the show "The Amazing World of Gumball" in order to adjust Richard's father into the outside by bringing him into an unexpected prison life. A.k.a. - Operation Make Grandpa Frankie Feel At Home By Turning Our House Into A Prison.

Nicole - "Right. Operation Make Grandpa Frankie Feel At Home By Turning Our House Into A Prison is a go... I just wish it had a catchier title." (Operation M.G.F.F.A.H.B.T.O.H.I.A.P.)

by $adeMica June 19, 2021

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by lotto6969 July 9, 2025

S.H.A.R.P.

An acronym for: SkinHeads Against Racial Prejudice.

There was a fight at the bar between neo-Nazis and S.H.A.R.P.s.

by masemase February 23, 2009