Definitions by OptimusSlime

H.A.P.S.

A younger woman who marries an older man to have his babies. Stands for Host of Aged Penis/Sperm.

"Yes my husband is much older, I'm a H.A.P.S."

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Acronym for "Host for Aged Penis and Sperm". Refers to a woman who wants to be impregnated by a much older man.

"Her boyfriend is 78? But she's 22!"
"Yeah she's a HAPS"

HAPS by OptimusSlime August 2, 2023

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