OptimusSlime's definitions

HAPS

Acronym for "Host for Aged Penis and Sperm". Refers to a woman who wants to be impregnated by a much older man.

"Her boyfriend is 78? But she's 22!"
"Yeah she's a HAPS"

by OptimusSlime August 2, 2023

H.A.P.S.

A younger woman who marries an older man to have his babies. Stands for Host of Aged Penis/Sperm.

"Yes my husband is much older, I'm a H.A.P.S."

by OptimusSlime August 2, 2023