H.A.P.S.

A younger woman who marries an older man to have his babies. Stands for Host of Aged Penis/Sperm.
"Yes my husband is much older, I'm a H.A.P.S."
by OptimusSlime August 02, 2023
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HAPS

Acronym for "Host for Aged Penis and Sperm". Refers to a woman who wants to be impregnated by a much older man.
"Her boyfriend is 78? But she's 22!"
"Yeah she's a HAPS"
by OptimusSlime August 02, 2023
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